Fine, then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It"s been flickering for weeks now". The young reporter thought long and hard. Why are redheads flat chested? To separate the hairy from the dairy. The editor specifically told her they can't print the words breast or boobs.
Then why do you wear a bra when you have no boobs? You're my breast friend.
One in a Melon. Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat. What do you call the space inbetween Pamela Anderson's breasts? Why don't nuns wear bras? What do you call identical boobs? If you had no legs, would you wear socks?