What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? He sold his soul to Santa. Why does Santa go to strip clubs? Because he likes it on top. How do snowmen make babies? Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Cause you look ready to go all the way. One very jolly Santa.
35 Dirty Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through The Holidays
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? Is your name Jingle Bells? Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he likes it on top. Jingle my balls, baby.